03 July, 2007
Holiday Bliss
The day before the holiday is not the appropriate time to phone your doctor's office in a state of panic because you can't count your fucking vicodin. We have heard all your excuses, lost the prescription in a fire, it was stolen, I dropped them in the toilet, my mom took them, and we don't believe anything you say. Next time, prepare for the future by letting us know before you have ONE pill left. This is not hard to do. When you see the number of pills dwindling away, call us then. Your lack of planning is not my emergency. Have a nice holiday, you drug addicted jackasses. God, I love my job.
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Nah, just ask one of your family members for some, I am sure they have new vicodin prescriptions!!
Once school's out for the summer it's so difficult to find a reliable source of perscription medication.
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