Just in case anyone was wondering, I've surpassed the half-way mark on my World Tour of Beers and I'm rounding the corner on about 30 or so beers left (of 100). That's not to say I have only had 70 or so beers since January 17th, it's just saying that I've had 70 of them at a Winking Lizard. And I have a blanket to show for it. Which is more than most of you have to show for all the beer you've drank, so there.
The only bad beer I've had is a Shiner Bock. It's so bad I can't ever remember the name of it. I have to ask DMC every time. I think it was the only beer in my lifetime that tasted like I threw up in my mouth - before I actually threw up in my mouth. I couldn't drink another beer after it (which is odd, if you know me). I would go as far as to say it was.... traumatic. I may never recover.
Now, they say, "Don't Mess with Texas" but frankly, this is one time where I think Texas messed with me first. That beer sucks.
Thank God for Yuengling - although the company can't afford to ship their beer to Ohio (which is right next fucking door to Pennsylvania for the geographically retarded), at least they're only a two hour drive away. Since everyone from Ohio is from Pennsylvania anyway, there's also always someone heading that way who is willing to pick up a case or two for us. Now, at least that shit is tasty.
Why Yuengling is not on the tour is only because of the backward's intra-state trade crap between OH and PA (per the Winking Lizard Beer Dude via email). Or someone is a dumbass. One of the two.
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Based on the research and the dead body I found in the yard yesterday, I think we are not talking about moles or voles in the Mavis B. backyard.
We're talking shrews. They have very long pointy noses, these dead things I find. And they look like field mice.
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