I hope you enjoyed your vacation. Now that you're back, there are a few things I'd like to bring to your attention. I'd like you to make these items a priority, please. They are becoming very disruptive.
1. My sock drawer is out of control. Please match up all of the socks and put them into the appropriately colored rows. I think this will greatly speed up my morning routine. The last few weeks have been stressful.
2. The animal hair tumbleweeds have reached Dr. Seuss-like proportions. Please run the vaccum ASAP. You may need to use a rake first and perhaps a shop vac instead of the Dyson.
3. Sheba Fatone's weight problem appears to be preventing her from adequately grooming her nether regions. Please keep an eye on that and help her out when you can. So far she has refused all assistance from the Beagles and the other cats.
Thank you,
Mavis
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