Here are the Predictions for 2006. I leave it up to you to let us know which came true (for those that are not obvious):

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Carol gets camel toe.
Kelli and Hugh form a band (a power duo).
Tim turns gay.
J'ai tube (?) Mme. Cook.
Divorced folks will be allowed to participate with the married swingers.
George Clooney runs for office.
Carrot Top wins an Oscar.
Meghan will finally leave that loser Jeff.
Carol will not get anything on her list done.
Barnes meets his future wife.
Strickland wins, a Dem wins Treasurer. Otherwise, R's win.
Krusty the Clown dies of AIDS.
"I predict a riot" - Kaiser Chiefs (didn't know they were at the party)
Ann will take another nap.
Bad Tinker remarries.
Carol will finally get her 15 minutes of fame on TV.
Lucinda pokes his eye out.
George Bush drinks himself to death, Frist President.
Andy will NOT puke in 2005 on New Year's.
Oliver continues to be randy with the distribution of his seed. Anderson pregnant again.
Barbara gets pregnant.
Kelli and Patrick get engaged.
Jeff's wife will call him a jackass next year.
Tim will still be a cunt.
Jeff will still not quit Taco Hell.
Someone from the Rolling Stones will die.
The Atkins Diet will take a life.
2,500 dead in Iraq.
Pettigrew will not show up.
Saddam Hussein gets own sitcom.
Drunk stuffs prediction box.
George W. Bush's poll numbers plummet.
Gina will break the karaoke machine....again.

I found these to be the most depressing Predictions ever. Especially the one about Carrot Top. Try to think of something positive for this year, people.