Open Wide for Cleveland's Pride

I followed a truck down I-77 that had a giant hot dog on the back of it. I think the name of the company was "King's Weiners" (they just HAD to use the word "weiner"). I can't really remember if that was the name of the company because I just kept starting at their tagline:

Open Wide for Cleveland's Pride

The whole way down 77 the thoughts were racing through my mind: "Does that mean Cleveland's Pride is a Weiner? Does that mean Cleveland should swallow its pride? Is that weiner winking at me?"

I did not need to read that in big bold letters while driving at 7:30 in the morning.