Projects for the Week

I have two projects that I have been working on this week. I consider them high priority.

1) Get as many people at work as I can to use the phrase "Sphincter Spasm" in conversation with one of my coworkers. This has been only moderately successful as people seem to have a lot of issues with the word "sphincter". I've had to direct some people to use it in email if they truly feel they can't say it with a straight face. I do not understand what is so difficult.

It is proving to be much more of a challenge that the "Moist Nub" project of 1999. I'm entertained by that particular project to this day as most of my friends have adopted the phrase into their every day vocabulary. I was hoping for similar success with Sphincter Spasm. We'll see.

2) Learn enough of Fergie's (from Black Eyed Peas) "Fergilicious" to customize it to sing to my cat Kodi (who is Kodilicious). He has seemed really bored lately with my rendition of "Kodilicious" as sung to the tune of "Bootylicious" so I think he's ready for a change.

I've gotten this far:
"He's Kodilicious
If you pet him he'll get vicious
He's Kodilicious
He thinks fish are delicious
Kodilicious"

I'll post a photo of Kodi later so you can enjoy his irritated expression as much as I do.

There is nothing funnier than singing stupid songs to your cat. You can just tell you're grating on their nerves and they think you're ridiculous. Endless hours of entertainment.

In other news...
I've had a hard time getting past yesterday's post because I keep thinking of things that really anger me. By "anger me" I mean, make me want to beat something/someone with a baseball bat. It's not a long list. It includes (but is not limited to):

1. Nickleback
2. Creed
3. Woody Allen
4. "Girl from Impanema"
5. The book "Bridges of Madison County"

It's a work in progress.

Happy Birthday to C.U. NextTuesday!