Sorry for the delay. I actually felt motivated to work today. Kind of.
Here is the question:
If you could have one superhero or supernatural power, what would it be and why?
I'm sure the question has been asked before but situations and needs change. You may have needed supersonic hearing last year but today you need to be invisible.
Personally, I would like teleportation abilities. Yes, gas prices suck (especially with a Jeep Wrangler getting 14 miles to the gallon). But more than that, I hate long drives and the anxiety and anticipation that occurs on the way to my destination. I could be a lot more productive if I didn't have to waste so much time getting around. Plus, I could skip out of work easier and go to all sorts of exotic places for lunch.
Sugar Free Jello.
Jiggles and wiggles around.
I spilled on my desk.
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Following the tried and true antics of Spiderman, I would have the ability to shoot cheese from my wrists, much like canned squeezy-cheese.
A rope or weapon,
Die lactose intolerant!
Touch up that hors deuvres?
Today we celebrated Christmas in July. Because the real Christmas is in December, which in Ohio often brings icy conditions that prevent us from shopping and decorating to the full 62-day extent that is the "Christmas Season," we are now celebrating part of Christmas in July while the weather is pleasant. It's a great opportunity to rustle through the decorations to throw out the broken bits early. I personally like to break out the Christmas albums and brush up on the lyrics. Deck the Halls with lambs a-jolly? Hail the Dolls with Christmas folly? What do you do with the gay apparel? Have a drag show, I say! Who you callin' a HO?!
Feliz Navidad and to all a good night.
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